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Facebook Wall: Kohli’s G**** innings trumps Aussies, takes Team India to semis
Our correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian brings you some conversations from last night’s nail-biter.
Magical. Incredible. Sensational. Such was Virat Kohli’s innings that after the rain of boundaries towards the end, commentators and cricket analysts alike turned en masse to thesauruses and dictionaries to find new adjectives to describe the innings, while others (looking at you, Mitchell Johnson) went looking for humble pie. Our correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian brings you some conversations from last night’s nail-biter.
Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction
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(Ashwin Kumar is a humorist with www.theunrealtimes.com